Don’t Call it a Comeback

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Well ok, actually this is kind of a comeback, I just really like that line for some reason when I think of the word comeback, thanks LL Cool J.  But shit, if Jay-Z, Beavis and Butthead, mustaches and hand jobs can make awesome comebacks why the hell can’t we? 

I know we’ve been gone a while, ever since the Tyler Palco era began we kind of fell off.  But fuck that, we will blame the lay off on Palco, instead of just laziness, disinterest and our day jobs.  When I got multiple requests for more journalistic brilliance, how could I say no? ( Just to be clear, by multiple requests I mean 3, but that’s what we are here for, you, the reader.  )

During our hiatus we missed comic gold such as Todd Haley getting canned, Tim Tebow being worshipped as the next Jesus, NBA lockout, Pujols getting the fuck out of St. Louis, all sorts of goodies that we could of ripped apart in a not very creative way. 

Though we started off strong, we gradually became less and less interested in going through all the trouble of finding time to produce the Pulitzer quality shit we put out, but with the New Year coming up, I’m rededicating to 2012.  I figured we better with the Royals about to win the World Series and the Chiefs coming back strong and healthy next year.  Plus, I’m a huge NBA fan and even though KC doesn’t have a team, NBA fans around here just need more analysis.

That will be my resolution for this year, keep pumping out offensive, vulgar and hopefully somewhat entertaining sports analysis with every now and then mixing it up with a profanity laced rant about something that pissed me off.

Hope everyone had a great holiday and has a sloppy drunk happy New Year.

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~ by kcuncensored on December 29, 2011.

3 Responses to “Don’t Call it a Comeback”

  1. I was wondering why I woke up with a massive erection this morning. Welcome back, boys!! I look forward to your next article in September, 2013!!

  2. Thanks Ned! I look forward to your impending $3 drug overdose.

  3. I can’t wait, provided it’s a) good; b) feeaurts online play; and c) lets me relive my childhood glories as Air Dog yet again. Nothing like posterizing opponents playing as an 8-year-old.

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